Trolling Eee-U-Rup

"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
09/26/2013 at 19:00 • Filed to: FP TROLL

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Sometimes, I wish I could make my points on the FP with rather less dickishness but when I do, I get trolled for it. So, here's my happy medium. Is it too far, Oppo? You're my moral compass.

DISCUSSION (24)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:03

Doesn't go far enough, IMO, and needed more Chewie's rapeface masturbating dad. If you bring that to the discussion here, you need to bring it to the discussion there.

Leadbull > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:07

The compass indicates your heading as 324 degrees northwest.

You may interpret that how you wish.

PRBot II > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:08

You still have about 5 mins to edit the first post, go to your "private view".

duurtlang > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:08

There are more of those trolling comments on the same article. Imho most fail as they're usually not funny and completely silly/ignorant. We need more Spiegels who can troll while actually being funny.

Lets Just Drive > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/26/2013 at 19:09

Dear Europe,

I don't care about your dick size. I'm not some fucking faggot.

You know what is bigger? My country. It slaps your little island country in the face with its big, black cock. Bigger land, bigger trucks you dumb fucks.

Go fuck your father, Europe.

Signed,

WE'RE 'MURICA AN WE GOT THE BOMB!

(better?)

Lets Just Drive > Leadbull
09/26/2013 at 19:12

I do believe that sets me on a heading for some great fishing...

... aka; trolling.

Lets Just Drive > PRBot II
09/26/2013 at 19:12

Nope.

Only here, on Oppo, do I feel free to go far.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:12

Needs gratuitous references to cheese and whine.

Lets Just Drive > duurtlang
09/26/2013 at 19:13

Arrrgreed.

Lets Just Drive > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/26/2013 at 19:14

Dear Europe,

We haul people, horses and fence posts... not faggots, cheese and wine.

Signed,

Big Trucks For US, Fuck you.

PRBot II > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:15

Gamecat and I were referring to the then/than thing. You can edit your posts indefinitely, but your comments have a 15 minute window.

Lets Just Drive > PRBot II
09/26/2013 at 19:18

Oh. Shitfuckrape.

Too late.

Y'know; as a reasonably intelligent asshole, you'd think I'd have caught that.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:21

I live in America and don't own a truck. I have a small European car....I do however need a truck this weekend. Can I borrow yours?

Lets Just Drive > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/26/2013 at 19:25

I don't have a truck.

I have a Mustang...

... with a solid rear axle...

... and a truck motor...

... okay, so I sort of have a truck and no, you can't borrow it.

PRBot II > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:28

Shitfuckrape.

That's quality, I'm definitely gonna remember that one.

We got your back, brotha. That's the simplistic beauty that is Oppo. Most of those front page burners probably have no idea about that little nugget of info... and they never will. Muah ha ha...

Kinja'd!!!

duurtlang > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/26/2013 at 19:31

Don't forget white flags and universal health care.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:31

Is it a Mustang-amino? That would work too. I just need to move a bike.

Lets Just Drive > PRBot II
09/26/2013 at 19:35

I am either alarmed by or comforted in the knowledge that Opponauts are ready to fight for their own on the FP, at a moments notice, but will happily come back to Oppo and tear one another apart.

It's comforting or alarming.

Or both.

Lets Just Drive > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/26/2013 at 19:37

It's a Mustang with a car seat in the back.

It's a 2+2 that hardly fits the first two.

If you're okay with dragging the bike behind the car, we can work something out.

Gamecat235 > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:50

Both. Most definitely both. It's like siblings. I can beat up my younger brother, but if anyone else does? OH HELL NO.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 19:55

If it were my old bike, that would have been fine, but I'm not at that point with the new one yet!

PRBot II > Lets Just Drive
09/26/2013 at 20:00

I can't say I see too much Oppo-on-Oppo tearing apart. Even with that wild day we had recently with the "who are your most/least favorites?" things stayed pretty civil. Seeing as how that's the internet, that's unheard of.

Lets Just Drive > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/26/2013 at 20:05

Let me know when you get there.

Lets Just Drive > Gamecat235
09/26/2013 at 20:05

Agreed.